Satan Saves

Christianity Kills

Innocents killed in the name of Christ: Millions
 
Innocents killed in the name of Satan: None
 
Excluding the psychotic, schizophrenic and mentally ill, who also kill in the name of god, there is not a single killing in the name of Satan on record.

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Archive for April, 2008

For Bedtime

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

I love my Lord Satan with my whole heart; I will never apologize for being me. Grant that I may resist conformity, And do with me what you will.

Filed under: Invocations
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For Peace

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Lord Satan, help the Christians kill each other off so that we might have a better world.

Filed under: Invocations
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Give me strength

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Lord Satan, help me to ignore Christian hypocrisy and overcome their bigotry.

Filed under: Invocations
10 Comments »

A quickie for knowledge

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Lord Satan, help me resist the group thinking, dumbing down of America and reject network television.

Filed under: Invocations
5 Comments »